Isn't Robert Taylor, Maria Taylor's husband? I'm sure he's enjoyed himself time and time again, but my experience wasn't as enjoyable. He probably gets preferential treatment. The food is mediocre at best, the tea is run-of-the-mill, the service is 'worm and frendly'. Try a different 'tea room' and you'll find that they're far superior.
Phil is right, I am Maria's husbnd, and proud of it. I do get preferential tretment, as does each and every one of maria's customers.
As for the food, just ask anyone who has actually eaten at Maria's.
I invite Phil to come inside nd have lunch on me and see for herselve just how good it can get.